Jokes
Why do kids think school stinks?
Cause they have a tutor.
Cause they have a tutor.
What did the clock say to the other clock.
Your really ticking me off!
What does Batman do when his plan doesn't work?
He wings it.
What is a cats favorite utensil when there cooking?
Their whiskers.
What did the cake say when it was playing baseball?
Batter up!
What did the hammer say to his son when he passed a test?
"Wow you nailed it!"
"Wow you nailed it!"
What did the rock say to it's teacher?
I couldn't do my homework, it was to hard.
I couldn't do my homework, it was to hard.
Where"s a smurfs favorite place to go?
Minisoda
What did the bacon say to the sausage?
"What's sizzling."
"What's sizzling."
What did the egg say when he was mad?
Beat it!
What natural disaster do birds fear most?
an earth quack.